I hope they’re already divorced so I can get more money
Ej
Also, I accidentally kissed my mom on the lips.
Rachael
I had an Ej dream. There was food everywhere and you and I were freaking out.
Chelsea
If all of my friends die in a tornado, I’m steppin’ into the next one!
Chelsea
Where’d you go I miss you so seems like it’s been forever since I ate lunch with Chelsea and Maegan. Please come back home.
Andrea
EJ is like my Yoda
Andrea
I will push four hours from now and postpone forever.
Chelsea
  • Maegan:

    this day is satan's birthday.

  • Chelsea:

    *goes to calendar*

  • Chelsea:

    Satan's. b-day.

I was sitting in chemistry and I was contemplating suicide the whole time. I was planning my own funeral. I was ordering the flowers online.
Maegan
Everytime I come in here, Andrea’s toothbrush is holding my toothbrush. Like, fucking Romeo and Juliet. Or something.
Ej
THAT CAKE IS AS FUCKED AS THEIR LIVES.
Chelsea
Does he feel like a scumbag everyday of his life?!
Chelsea
Look at this asshole walking in the rain. No I’m not picking you up. Sorry.
Chelsea
  • Rachael:

    I don't show everyone my vagina, I just pee with the door open

  • Chelsea:

    I've seen your vagina from every angle!

Nectar. Hey. Listen to it. Nectar. Nectar. Nectar, nectar, nectar.
EJ
just some funny shit
from a few friends
who call themselves
CREAM