I like little boys. I LIKE BABIES.
Maegan
Im not interested in improving my classiness. I’d rather see Ke$ha than a pianist. Whatever.
Chelsea
She carries around her dead husbands ashes. She doesn’t want to date you!
Chelsea
I am in a constant state of seduction
EJ
And there is nothing you can do with a whole baby octopus in your mouth.
Chelsea
Your vagina can’t taste penis!
Rachael
Penis window forever.
Ej
The Cheetah Girl’s are NOT from the 50’s.
Chelsea
2nd grade was also a slut year for me.
Chelsea
I think my safety must be on because I’m getting nothing penis-wise.
Maegan
I just don’t think I’ve ever seen a close up of a black vagina.
Chelsea
  • Maegan:

    you DO NOT want to know what fabric my underwear is made out of.

  • Chelsea:

    ....what is it?

  • Maegan:

    CELLULOSE. FUCKING CELLULOSE. OMG.

  • Chelsea:

    isn't that just the content in cells....like the jelly like substance in cells?!

  • Maegan:

  • Chelsea:

    were you thinking cellulite?!

  • Maegan:

  • Maegan:

    maybe.

  • Maegan:

    Why do they even make little water fountains here anymore. We're all in college now.

  • Andrea:

    Maegan.

  • Maegan:

  • Andrea:

    That's for handicapped people.

  • Maegan:

  • Andrea:

  • Maegan:

  • Andrea:

  • Maegan:

  • Andrea:

  • Maegan:

    Oh.

"My paper’s is three pages long. One could say I am an overachiever."
*3am*
Maegan
he’s probably looking for pics because he was obviously high when he watched it. I JUST watched it. LITERALLY FRESH IN MY MIND.
Chelsea
just some funny shit
from a few friends
who call themselves
CREAM