I like little boys. I LIKE BABIES.
Im not interested in improving my classiness. I’d rather see Ke$ha than a pianist. Whatever.
She carries around her dead husbands ashes. She doesn’t want to date you!
I am in a constant state of seduction
And there is nothing you can do with a whole baby octopus in your mouth.
Your vagina can’t taste penis!
Penis window forever.
The Cheetah Girl’s are NOT from the 50’s.
2nd grade was also a slut year for me.
I think my safety must be on because I’m getting nothing penis-wise.
I just don’t think I’ve ever seen a close up of a black vagina.
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Maegan:
you DO NOT want to know what fabric my underwear is made out of.
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Chelsea:
....what is it?
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Maegan:
CELLULOSE. FUCKING CELLULOSE. OMG.
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Chelsea:
isn't that just the content in cells....like the jelly like substance in cells?!
- Maegan:
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Chelsea:
were you thinking cellulite?!
- Maegan:
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Maegan:
maybe.
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Maegan:
Why do they even make little water fountains here anymore. We're all in college now.
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Andrea:
Maegan.
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Maegan:
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Andrea:
That's for handicapped people.
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Maegan:
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Andrea:
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Maegan:
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Andrea:
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Maegan:
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Andrea:
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Maegan:
Oh.
My paper’s is three pages long. One could say I am an overachiever.”
*3am*
he’s probably looking for pics because he was obviously high when he watched it. I JUST watched it. LITERALLY FRESH IN MY MIND.
just some funny shitfrom a few friends
who call themselves
CREAM
