dr. pepper is like a hooker. a hooker that says hey let me hop in—free of charge! and im like oh wow cool this is great and shes like yeah i know. look at my tits. look at how big they are and how much thatll help you in your future endeavors. and im like you’re right thats great. and then when we get to my appt she starts to get all slutty. im about to stick something in her im not sure what — and theres NO VAGINA. SUDDENLY, THE AWESOME HUGE TITS SUDDENLY DISAPPEAR. before my very eyes everything about her is disappearing. and im left with a bitter, broken heart. never to trust again.