• Maegan:

    this day is satan's birthday.

  • Chelsea:

    *goes to calendar*

  • Chelsea:

    Satan's. b-day.

I was sitting in chemistry and I was contemplating suicide the whole time. I was planning my own funeral. I was ordering the flowers online.
Maegan
I like little boys. I LIKE BABIES.
Maegan
  • Maegan:

    Why do they even make little water fountains here anymore. We're all in college now.

  • Andrea:

    Maegan.

  • Maegan:

  • Andrea:

    That's for handicapped people.

  • Maegan:

  • Andrea:

  • Maegan:

  • Andrea:

  • Maegan:

  • Andrea:

  • Maegan:

    Oh.

"My paper’s is three pages long. One could say I am an overachiever."
*3am*
Maegan
Chelsea, you can’t be an Angry Virgin if you don’t like penises on your body.
Maegan
just some funny shit
from a few friends
who call themselves
CREAM